Пролог
Т.к. уже 2 перевода на мой старый пост http://lol.joyreactor.cc/post/1503515 вот вам пролог, и да вторая часть есть но в проекте.
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prologue The Man From Zaun
WELCOME BACK THIS EVENINIS TO YORPIE WORLP NEWS, LAPIES ANP k GENTLEMEN.^ TONIGHT WE'RE ON-SITE AT ZAUN'S VERY PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY OF kJECHMATURGY.. ~ I'M HERE WITH ^ PROFESSOR STANWICK PIPIPLY ANP HIS VERY L OWN INVENTION, i r BLITZCRANK, THE GREAT STEAM ^ GOLEM.'
WHAT WE HAVE . HERE.... IS THE WORLP'S VERY FIRST FULLY SENTIENT k MACHINE/ / BLITZCRANK IS PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT IN ALL OF VALORAN/^ fT BLITZCRANK, ^ WOULP YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORPS TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT L THERE IN TV LANPP^
HELLO, . TO ALL MEATBAGS WHY DID THE CAPACITOR KISS THE DIODE? ^ BECAUSE HE COULDN'T RESISTOR! H4H4H4H4H4H4 ! rAMONG MY 1401^ ACTIVITIES SINCE MY SENTIENCE, k HU-MOR IS MY L. FAVORITE. ^ WOW.' WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T .HAP THE CHANCE TO PO YET? ^ PLAY A GAME IN BRONZE LEAGUE.
МУ FRAIL. HUMAN MINP MUST BE ^ UPGRAPEP. МУ WEAK FLESH MUST BE REPLACEP. THIS IS ONLy THE BEGINNING.
BILLIONS WILL FOLLOW. i can see this New WORLP SO CLeARLy. we ARe STRONG. iMPRoveo in eveRy Aspect. ^ ^ OUR LIMBS ARe RepLAcep with robust steeu ^ We NO LONOeR succomb to tne AILMeNTS OF FeeBLe humans.
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